Lorelai: Stanley bailed.
Rory: No, why?
Lorelai: Miss Patty showed his wife a picture of me and she thinks I look like Elizabeth Taylor, which makes her Debbie Reynolds and him Eddie Fisher.
Rory: That’s crazy!
Lorelai: Especially if you’ve seen Stanley. He is no Eddie Fisher. Fisher Stevens, maybe.
(Submitted by tracylord. Thank you!)